We Are All Precious, but Some More Than Others

Last week was the 82nd Oscar Awards. Millions of Americans tuned in to watch but I was not among them. They're really long and I prefer catching all the highlights and fashion on endless E! coverage the next day. Anything that happened that was worth watching will be plastered all over the Internet the next day anyway. Case in point, on the red carpet Gabourey Sidibe made this fabulous comment about her blue, diamond encrusted Marchesa gown.

"If fashion was porn, this dress is the money shot."

I need that on a t-shirt yesterday!

Gaby Sidibe seems like just the type of person you want to hang out with. She's full of energy, she's loud, she speaks her mind and just seems like an overall fun person. Her recent appearance on Chelsea Lately solidified my desire to hang out with her. She loves Justin Timberlake apparently as much as I do. She's afraid of little people, where I have a love/hate relationship with them. I love them in theory and would like one of my own but if I ever encountered one alone in a dark alley I'd quickly run in the opposite direction. And she threatened to wear a tiara to the Oscars for no reason other than why not? Chelsea Handler even expressed her desire to roll up in bed with her to eat and watch Lifetime movies.

I would so love to have brunch with her one day. The brunches I attend are epic. I was taught how to brunch proper by the best and I just know Gaby would fit in perfectly at our brunches.

Gaby, please consider this blog post an open letter to you. I would love to have brunch with you. I just know once you have brunch with me we'll become BFFs.